YOU KNOW YOU'RE A HOMESCHOOLER WHEN...

You Know You're a Homeschooler When...

• You forget your booster doses
• You wake up for supper at 12:30 am and not worry about being late for school
• You get the entire skating ring to yourself on a school mornings
• You wake up at 4:30 am to pray and read the bible when you have a nightmare- then sleep in for the rest of the morning
• You can study on one subject to your hearts content without worrying about the school bell
• Your intelligence as a student is not graded with points
• You get off-peak holiday bargains
• You study at Botanical Gardens ( and get chased by a bunch of monkeys :P )
• You dance to memorize the times tables
• You teach your brother math with plastic soldiers on your bed
• School is in the car when mum has an emergency to attend
• People forget you study on public holidays
• The world is your classroom
• Your friends talk about exams and you go blank
• You're in prayer meeting when others are in tuition
• You read Little Women as English literature, when others read textbooks
• Your two year old brother listens attentively to eight chapters of unabridged Pinocchio
• You're asked to do things last minute because you're not in 'school'
• Other kid's paintings are restricted to one art block...you have the whole Church wall
• Your mum is cooking lunch, feeding your baby brother and teaching three different grades at once
• You're shopping for Christmas presents when others are only thinking of Christmas presents....

By The 7th and 8th Grade Students of E.N. Academy With Their Teacher